This blog was written September 7, 2006.
YAY! It's official! Suri Cruise really DOES exist. We've all been sitting on the edge of our seats nervously awaiting her as though she is the next messiah.
I personally had my theories as to why no one had seen her yet:
a. she was deformed (such as a hairlip or one big nostril)
b. she was afraid of Tom so she crawled back in
c. she was a sea turtle
Tom and Katie did a 20 million page photo shoot for Vanity Fair and apparently the magazine is sold out everywhere. This can only mean one thing.
Suri has been sent to us as an ancient Siamesetology gift from David Koresh who currently is residing on the planet formerly known as Pluto.
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