My 8 yr old daughter Shelby, had 2 friends sleepover this weekend. I know that I was probably a little ridiculous at that age...but MY GOD... did I smoke too much crack while I was pregnant?? I swear, the girl's sensical thought processes have either left, or were never really there to begin with.
A few examples of overheard Shelby and friends talk:
"I would marry Derek, except he likes cheese WAY to much, and like, I can totally NOT handle that."
"My Dad is like a body builder. Seriously, he would lift cars if he had to, but so far, he hasn't really had to all that much."
"When I turn 13, I get to do whatever I want. Go on dates, or like, hang out at the store, and probably even go to the bank to get out money to buy whatever I want."
"If I would have gone to Hillary Duff, I would have like totally booed her cuz I know that I can sing ALL her songs better and I even have a microphone as proof. And besides, her teeth are so fake."
I am so glad that Oscar, my 4 yr old son still has a grip on reality. Every night when I kiss him goodnight, he looks up at me with the most beautiful big brown eyes, and say "goodnight mommy, you're a beautiful princess". Smart little boy.
A few examples of overheard Shelby and friends talk:
"I would marry Derek, except he likes cheese WAY to much, and like, I can totally NOT handle that."
"My Dad is like a body builder. Seriously, he would lift cars if he had to, but so far, he hasn't really had to all that much."
"When I turn 13, I get to do whatever I want. Go on dates, or like, hang out at the store, and probably even go to the bank to get out money to buy whatever I want."
"If I would have gone to Hillary Duff, I would have like totally booed her cuz I know that I can sing ALL her songs better and I even have a microphone as proof. And besides, her teeth are so fake."
I am so glad that Oscar, my 4 yr old son still has a grip on reality. Every night when I kiss him goodnight, he looks up at me with the most beautiful big brown eyes, and say "goodnight mommy, you're a beautiful princess". Smart little boy.
(Disclaimer : For those who do not get my sarcasm, I would NOT ever smoke crack or do any type of drugs EVER.)
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