Tuesday, August 26, 2008

All Foam, No Beer.

How to make the WORST salsa ever…

1. Pick 700 delicious roma tomatoes and spend 5 hours chopping them with a dull knife

2. Add all yer classic stuff like green peppers, onions, garlic, jalapenos, cayenne, sugar, salt, arsenic, blah, blah, blah….spend additional 5 hours chopping.

3. Boil and stir. Simmer and stir. FOREVER. (Or one hour.)

4. Get 5 canning jars ready with excitement and childish anticipation.

5. Dish out 1 and a half jars of salsa that ISN’T red and DOESN’T seal and cry over how little you got.

6. Don’t enjoy for spite.




1 comment:

Kristin said...

okay BEST salsa ever...and easy - takes 2 minutes or less:
In food processor - 3 green onions, 1/2 bunch cilantro, 1 clove garlic, 1 chunk jalepeno(depends on how how you want it) - WHir till chopped fine. Add one 15 oz. can diced tomatoes and 1/2 tsp. salt. Yum!

love your blog!